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| I am sure almost everyone has seen this video by now... but i love it so i will post it anyway. It gets better every time i watch it. www.freehugs.org -checkit out. Students did this on campus about a month ago, and it made me extremely happy. Who doesn't love free hugs? No one...that's who. | | |
| Oh wow, i stole these from Joseph, but they are hilarious. I was laughing so hard that i couldn't breathe and started drooling. I am going to try some of these... BEST THINGS TO DO TO SCREW WITH YOUR ROOMMATE. 1. Sit up. Say, "time to make the donuts." Leave. Do
this often.
2. Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek
out, close the door and look relieved.
3. Every night before you go to bed, beg your roommate
for a glass of water. When he or she brings it to you,
dump it on the floor and immediately go to sleep. If
the roommate ever refuses to bring you
a glass of water, lie on the bed and pretend to be
dying of dehydration, making annoying gagging noises
until your roommate obeys.
4. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from
and flinch at areas of the room that are sunny.
5. Pick up the phone every five minutes and
say,"hello." Look confused and hang up.
6. Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the
chocolate away.
7. When listening to the radio, sing along with
different lyrics and a different tune.
8. Address your roommate by a different name every
time you talk to him or her
9. Constantly drink from an empty glass.
10. Every time you handle something of your
roommate's, use a tissue or gloves.
11. While unlocking your door with the key, complain
that the engine won't start.
12. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after
you eat them.
13. Insist that your roommate recite the pledge of
allegiance with you every morning.
14. Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day,
take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud
shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to
discuss the situation.
15. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make a
milkshake every day. Then, one day, get rid of the
hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When
your roommate comes in, look at the
shake, look at the empty hamster cage, and say, "I was
curious."
16. Try to make meals using your roommate's electric
blanket.
17. Aerate your underwear drawer. Claim that "they"
are not getting enough oxygen.
18. Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your
roommate's pictures. Complain that they were staring
at you.
19. Get a surfboard and put it on your bed. Stand on
it, and pretend to surf for about fifteen minutes.
Then pretend to "wipe out" and fall off the bed onto
the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your
roommate comes over to "rescue you." Refer to them as
"my hero" from then on.
20. Everytime your roommate falls asleep, wait ten
minutes, wake him or her up and say, "it's time to go
to bed now." | | |
| I broke my ID card today. I've been here less than a week....i think its a sign. No, i really do love college. It is fun. These are the things i have grown to love: crackers and easy-cheeze, easy mac, the newman center, the market, Wal-mart, the Pride, Chalamydia, HPV, Cervical cancer, Germ-X, my lanyard, the smell of my dorm room, the pasta bar, meeting random people, $400 spent on books, my view of the dumpsters, new socks, my laptop, coloring books, nap time, my futon, pudding cups, talking about babies and STDs, my hoodie, sitting in a right-handed desk when infact i am left-\handed, blacklight dances, and everything else that takes place in college. All I need now is some pepper spray, and i wil be set. | | |
| Amanda got facebook...my life is now compete. I move in on Saturday. That means i have 1 day to do all of my laundry, pack, and clean my room and bathroom. Yay for procrastination. Weeee! I can't wait to go. Well, i better get back to my procrastination. | | |
| Well tonight was really sad. I went to the 7pm mass at CTK for the last time. I guess i will be back eventually, but it won't be the same. Then we all went to Old Chicago and had ourselves a jolly good time. Then I was forced to say my goodbyes to Amanda Panda Pooh. It was a little emotional, but i survived. i don't know how i will live without her. She has seriously been at my side for the last 3 years..nonstop. I can't do anything without her. This is gonna be really tough. wow. Then i realized i have to say goodbye to all my friends within the next 5 days. I seriously don't think i can handle this. So i think i need to end this entry for now because it is going to make me cry. Well i will talk to you all later, hopefully. I love you guys! | | |
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